There are so many excellent and very convincing conspiracy theories being shared, I thought I’d try my hand and see if I can gain a little traction in click-bait whilst I’m in prison. But I also just want people to know.
Bear with me, because this takes a little explaining, but once I’ve unpacked them, the causal links will be really clear, and you’ll realise why it is that they haven’t told you, and why they don’t want you to know!!
You might wonder how I know this stuff, but I think it’s pretty obvious, and I can’t believe that other people can’t see this stuff. Well Mossad can, but they’re not going to make it public are they?
Eric with his brother Ivanka at a rally. The architects of the Covid-19 plot?
Something like Covid-19 doesn’t just happen. It’s not like it wasn’t planned. Forget the G5 towers, that’s too obvious. That’s what they want you to think. No, there has to be a reason why my Instagram influencer career has stalled. So let’s use reason.
Close your eyes and think elephant, China, hunting, hairdryers, and big pharma. Well no, don’t close your eyes because this is meant to open your eyes to what’s really going on. I mean going on deeper than the Pope, Elizabeth II, Dr Fauci/Bill GatesGate, Pizzagate, George Soros, the Illuminati, and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion etc. (which is also true, because nobody’s that rich, right?).
But seriously, think about about it. Eric Trump loves hunting elephants and other forms of healthy, masculine, defenceless animal slaughter that he thinks makes him look, er... (sorry Eric) less intellectually challenged. Here’s photos to prove it… unless they’ve been manipulated (fake news, sorry):
Eric's brother Ivanka (looking very much like Eric), posing with a giant pangolin which he's about to feed to some Chinese.
Anyway, Eric Trump goes on holiday to Africa to kill animals, which is his right, and because killing animals actually saves them, because they wouldn’t even be there if they weren’t being killed.
Now what’s Africa full of, apart from Africans and Ebola? Chinese. Millions of them. And what do Chinese like eating? Right, wild animals. And who kills wild animals? Eric. And if we don’t believe that Covid-19 was invented in the Pirbright Institute, but we do believe that Eric's father owns shares in hydroxychloroquine, WHICH IS MANUFACTURED IN CHINA… then? Dah? … follow the money folks… join the dots people...
And apparently inhaling the hot fumes from a hairdryer kills the virus even more than fish tank cleaning fluid.
So please, please, please copy this post into an e-mail and send it to the 20 people you love most in the world, because Covid-19 is viral, and you should be too!!
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